Lost In Space Tuesday Surf & Culture Report

 
Lost Boys & Co...

Still pumping a bit this morning, an indicator might be the fact that no one can get out yet in Hermosa(#1).  The avenues on the other hand were full of gladiators trying to get a few corners before the swell drops...

Clear skies and 10 miles visibility.  Winds were light offshore at 1kt and the sea surface was slightly rolled.  The air temperature was 51.5 and the water is 62.1.  High tide was at 5:44am +5.4' and low tide will be at 12:38pm +0.7'.  We have a west swell out of the west 267º at 9.2' and depending on your surf scouting abilities, it could be 4' to 10'...

Here we have 2 of Santa's elves on a breakfast break at Brother's Burritos.  Yes, it's Elf Danese (#2) and Elf Donna (#3) and they rode their bicycles all the way from their workshop at the North Pole to get burritos!  Not unlike Santa himself, the elves are able to commute long distances in very short periods of time.  And, just like that, they were gone...

Okay, here's your chance to give someone the moon for Christmas!  You too can become a lunar landowner (#4) by purchasing an acre of lunar landscape for the out-of-this-world price of $29.95 per acre.  Apparently, Lunar Land Co. is one of the first companies in the world to possess a legal trademark and copyright for the sale of extraterrestrial property within the boundaries of our solar system (once you're out of the solar system, as we all know, you're on your own.)  The only other time we've been approached with this kind of fabulous deal was when we bought 150 acres of prime real estate in Baja and it turned out to be under government sanction and they spared no time in taking it back.  But hey, it's the MOON!  Your nearest neighbor would be 237,138 miles away and we've been told that Earth-rise is spectacular from prime acreage...  They also have a bridge...

No happy hour this week as the amateurs take over our watering holes and try to forget their lives of quiet desperation...  We asked about Friday the 28th and apparently the jury is still deciding whether it's much too close to the 1st to allow the normal liver to recuperate...  Not that YOUR liver is normal.  You'll be the second to know...
✠
"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it"
The Professor!!





Popular posts from this blog

We Came On Different Ships, But We're All In The Same Boat Thursday Surf & Culture Report

Image
Lost Boys & Co... F ound these cool sweatshirts (#1) at Spyder on the Plaza.  They show all of the cool South Bay surf spots and wave magnets.  We managed to get these cool women to show off the threads... H eavy overcast and not quite 7 miles visibility.  Winds were onshore by 2 to 4kts and the surface was generously textured.  The air was 58.5º and the water is 58.5º.  Overcast, windy and chilly, this isn't sounding great is it?  Low tide is at 11:46am +0.6' and high tide follows late at 6:44pm +4.3'.  It's a SSW swell out of 212º at 2.3' and that's about how big it was with a few fatter outsides. F or those of you who knew Brian Sullivan his funeral will be held at St. Lawrence Church at 1pm on Saturday.  Still can't quite believe he's gone... ✠ "When the surf breaks, we'll fix it" The Professor!!
Read more

Teach A Fish To Fly Friday Surf & Culture Report

Image
Lost Boys & Co... Wouldn't it be nice to have some surf to report about?  The simple answer is "yes."  But, and it's a big BUT, we're going to forge ahead and give you the particulars anyway.  5 miles visibility and pretty hazy conditions although it looks like the sun is trying to melt the haze.  Winds were offshore by 1 to 3kts. and the sea surface is smooth.  The air temp was 64.5º and the water is 65.8º.  High tide is at 10:14am +5.6' and low tide follows at 4:55pm +0.6' (Maybe good for a walk on the hard sand.  Don't step on a bee.  Been lots of them on the shallow sand.)  SSW swell out of 206º at 2.3' and it was half of that on the beach.  Just to whet your appetite we've included this shot of the Professor in Nicaragua at "Soupbowls", or "Chicken Soup", or "Noodles".  They were all lefts... Some of you know that the Professor has sparred with some health issues recently.  He submitted this (Attachment) t...
Read more

Riding The Gulf Monday Surf & Culture Report

Image
Lost Boys & Co... Out on the Gulf of Mexico riding some interesting three footers in Freeport.  So here we are with the Maharishi after riding the outside at the "Octagon" jetty.  South wind is blowing at 10kts and it's bit textured, but it was fun and a great workout! More as we explore the area! Hope you all had a Happy Easter! "When the surf breaks, we'll fix it" The Professor!!
Read more