A Very Droll Thursday Surf & Culture Report



Lost Boys & Co...


So in photo #1 we have an excellent example of a "Lumber-Sexual."  Heading off to the forests of Beverly Hills, he will be harvesting the trees, which will be turned into the pulp, that creates the paper money, that the faithful will be spending, as he frames them in the latest Tom Ford, Pierre Cardin and Gucci specs.  We should note that much like Buck's shirt, this item is lined, pocketed and buttoned down...

Clear this morning with +20 miles visibility.  Winds were offshore by 3 to 6kts and the sea surface was smooth.  The air was 43.9º and the water is 56.7º.  Low tide was at 8:23am +1.6' and high tide follows at 2:06pm +2.5'.  We have a SW swell out of 215º at 3.6' and it was 3' to 4' and a little walled, but still entertaining...

Most of the time in Galveston the fans spin lazily to cool the air, but this (#2) is ridiculous.  The Maharishi had his power restored this morning, much to the delight of all of the recently popsicled citizens.  Of course we are referring to his electrical power and not his powers of ratiocination...  they remain nimble and in good working order...

The Professor sent this photo (#3) from the camera of Brendan Simmons.  He remarked how tall he looks next to Bobby Warchola and Joey Lombardo.  Out of the three he also is the least talented surfer.  But he added, "They are really good!"  Nice try...

Art video with skis.  The best part is how uncrowded the run is when the camera pans up.  Also note the empty chairs on the lift...
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"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it"
The Professor!!





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