Teach A Man To Fish Thursday Surf & Culture Report



Lost Boys & Co...

Another gray morning with the fog trying to roll in.  Winds are offshore 3 to 5kts.  The air temp is 64.3º and the water is 64.8º.  High tide is at 9:55am +5.5' and low tide follows at 4:22pm +0.8'.  There's barely a SSW swell out of 209º at 2.3' and it's 1' on the beach.

So if you've been following the report you're aware that the Professor, on these small days, has been fishing.  The operative word is "fishing" and not "catching."  That all came to a grinding halt yesterday when this Yellowfin Croaker (#1) ate the sandcrab on the Professor's hook.  The result was that the Professor caught a fish.  Fortunately, Doc Scale was there to record the event (also #1).  It was a good thing that Doc was there because in the Laurel and Hardy skit which ensued, they released the fish, the hook came boing-ing back and caught the Professor!  It took both of them (with some eccentric contortions) to free the Professor.  You ever hear a fish laugh?
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"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it"
The Professor!!





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