It’s A Fahrten Friday Surf & Culture Report



Lost Boys & Co...

Don't know exactly why we're apologizing here, It's not like you've come to expect highbrow discourse.  But our 7th grade senses of humor have overcome us on this trip and our glee revolves around the word "farht ."  Literally, it means to "drive" but we've come up with our own interpretations.

#1. Means to fart in your man cave at your leisure but stop when the wife walks in.

#2. Do not fart on the funicular lift or you'll see what happens.

#3. Polar bears farting in their inclosure.

#4. Austrians go this way to fart.

#5. A brain fart, named after Einstein.  Like you forgot whee you parked your BMW.

#6. A trumpeting fart, sounding like an elephant or maybe a duck?

Low of 55 and high to 65 today in the South Bay.  Winds are currently out of the east at 3.3kts.  High tide will be at 7:55am +6.0' and low tide follows at 3:31pm -0.6' for some afternoon clamdigging.  The water temp is 64.0 and the swell is out of the WSW 253 degrees.  It's a 3.3' swell and there should be some little skimmers for your surfing delight.

6 days until Christmas, so get cranking on the shopping.  The Amazon guys are running into each other on the streets…

"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it"
The Professor!!





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