Wrist Wrestling Wednesday Surf & Culture Report

Lost Boys & Co...

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Overcast this morning with 5 miles visibility.  Winds were offshore out of the SE by 1.9kts and the sea surface was smooth.  The air temperature was 66.4° and the water was 68.9°.  High tide was at 11:02am +5.5' and low tide will be at 6:03pm. +0.7'.  The 46221 Buoy tells us that we have a 3.0' swell out of 200° true SSW.  This swell event isn't hitting with the kind of authority we wish, but it was still 2' to almost 3' at Hermosa and the kiddies had a stellar time.

This is the battleship "Iowa."  At one time, if the people on the Iowa took a dislike to you, they might shell your ass back to the Stone Age (typically considered the prehistoric period of human culture characterized by the use of stone tools, ie banging two rocks together to make sand...)  Currently, they are protecting the LA Harbor and the Vincent Thomas Bridge from any malcreants, who might want to disrespect these areas/structures.  Yes, they could pick you and your ride off the (St.) Vincent Thomas Bridge like swatting a fly...  Be nice...
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"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it..."
 The Professor!!

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