Forlorn Friday Surf & Culture Report

Lost Boys & Co...

We either downloaded a shit load of photos or nothing...  There is no explanation...

Overcast this morning and it looks pretty thick.  10 miles visibility, but you don't need to see that far.  Winds were already onshore at checkout by 3.4kts and the sea surface was sporting a light ripplation.  The air temp was 63.2° and the water was 64.8°, maybe even a bit cooler on the outside according to a couple of paddlers.  Low tide early at 5:04am +1.6' and an am high tide at 11:25am +6.5'.  In case you wanna get some after-work-beachcombing in there's a minus tide (-0.3') at 6:31pm, but bring your flashlight because the sun sets at 6:39pm.  The buoy says it's a west out of 267° at 2.6' and we're calling it 1' to 3'.  Not really happening, but the tides could change things in the afternoon.  Check later...

Authenticity of photo questioned:
Professor:
Are you certain that pic #3 was Danger Boy?
Although photo somewhat grainy . . . I don't see any blood in the water or on his person.  Suspicious at best.
(We hadn't questioned it until we read your note.  It does appear that there might have be some alterations to that image.  We often try to accommodate our more squeamish readers.  We will address the art department harshly...   Ed.)


Gee, our old LaSalle...
Professor, waaay cool car, and how right you are; hiding that LaSalle would be like trying to hide a tarantula on a piece of angel food cake...
Marion Lagatree
(No kidding!  We always feel the same way about guys who steal things like the Mona Lisa.  "Okay NOW whatcha gonna do?"  Really do like the "tarantula on a piece of layer cake" though...  We'll use it soon...   Ed.)

Boise Mohawk...
Dear Prof,
1.  Depending upon where the young Boise fan applies to college, he might just want to include this pic in his app.
2.  For a moment I thought that was a beardless JC himself hanging ten and redeeming the world.  Evidently not. . .
Paver

(Yeah, we kinda wonder about all the piercings and tatts as well.  Location, location, location (on body AND where you land in the job market.)  The photo of Steve Jenner reminded us of the time we were doing a beach party in the old St. Lawrence Hall and Sully suggested we put the nose of a surfboard under the ten toes of Jesus on the cross.  We looked up and went "Whoa!"  And then just as quickly said, "NO!"  Must admit we think about it occasionally...  Ed.)   ✠

"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it..."

 The Professor!!

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