A Positively Negative Positive Friday Surf & Culture Report
Lost Boys & Co...
The Professor!!
These are beautiful women (#1) talking about drinking wine. The first time we ever saw a beautiful woman was in Fresno in 1958. She had on a black cocktail dress with spaghetti straps and we passed out in our hot roast beef sandwich. She might have been the woman on the left... maybe... Although something tells me that neither of these women had ever been anywhere near Fresno... Both would be around 90 years old today...
Hermosa was bright and cheery this morning (#2) as Doc ? and the Professor jumped headlong into the foaming merciless sea. It was a sunny slightly hazy morning with cloudless skies and 10 miles visibility. Winds were off by 4.3kts and the sea surface was smooth. The air temp was 61.3 and the water was 59.2, before warming to a pleasant 65 mid-day. High tide was at 10:27am +3.7' and low tide follows at 3:16plm +1.8'. We are enjoying a SSW swell out of 199º at 3.6' and it was 3' to 4' and required a fair amount of patience...
After a couple of months of research in our own laboratory, we have finally isolated the Corona Virus (#3). It wasn't easy and fortunately, we seem to have the natural ability to do this kind of thing. Obviously, we were eager to see what the effect might be on a random subject and we elected to drop this baby down the backside of a plumber who came into Brothers. Even we were amazed by the rapidity of the reaction. Apparently coming into contact with the small of the back was enough to send our subject into spasms of pain caused by the noxious stimulus. The subject left the area in record time, bringing a sudden end to our observations. One of the few parallels we could remember from previous experimentation was putting a tack on Mrs. Shipley's chair in third grade. Both subjects reacted in a similar manner, although Mrs. Shipley did not say, "My F-ing ass is on fire..."
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"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it"The Professor!!
