Thirteen Days Until Summer Surf & Culture Report

Lost Boys & Co...

 

Behold Venus in transit!  Can hardly wait until 2117...

Clear skies and squeaky sands with 15 miles visibility.  Winds were calm at go-out and the sea surface had a slight bump to it.  The air temp was 61.5° and the water was chilly at 63.0°.  We keep going back to the full suit...  Low tide was early at 6:30am -1.2' and high tide will follow at 1:10pm +4.2'.  We have a west swell out of 265° at 4.6' and we'll call it 4' to 5' with some low tide dredgers, just like you like...

On Danger Boy and his latest adventure...

 

There was an injury of a minor sort,

For I read it in the Professor's report.

And there was Dangerboy again.

But this time it really was his fin!

Next to his restricted area it came near.

Almost changing his voice I would fear.

So he was saved from a choir change.

As soprano would have been more his range.

Surfing with a cup would be in order

In case next time the fin crosses the boarder.

He will be safe for the next few days.

For he can't forage for some waves.

His thoughts will not be on the tide,

Because Saturday he will be father of the bride.

 

Mike G  (Sting Ginther, LB Poet Laureate)

Then we have this take on Irish justice and jurisprudence from Big Daddy...

 Glasgow cop vs. London lawyer

 

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!!

Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?" 

Glasgow cop says, "Ye  didnae  come to a complete stop at the stop sign." 

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." 

Glasgow cop says, "Ye  still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and registration, please"   

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" 

Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!" 

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." 

Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." 

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.  The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living sh*t out of the lawyer and says,

"Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

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"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it..."
 The Professor!!