Mental Monday Surf & Culture Report

Lost Boys & Co...

Rasta Pete was having a medical checkup and the nurse practitioner asked:  "Did any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?"  He gave it a moment and then replied, "No... they all seemed to enjoy it."

Danger Boy has another week in Hawaii.  When he got there the surf looked like this...  25' and extremely wild...  He gave it a bye...

Meanwhile here on the mainland we have brilliant sunny skies with 20+ miles visibility.  Winds are off by 3.1kts and the sea surface is glassy.  The air temperature was 56.6˚ and the water is unseasonably warm at 59.7˚ creeping into the low 60's during mid-day.  Low tide is at 7:05am +1.8' and high tide will be at 12:46pm +4.3'.  We have a SW swell out of 226˚ at 1.3' and it's less than half of that on the sand...  looking pretty meager...

So this young woman walks into Brother's and Tio Ted is chatting her up.  He notices she's got a Cal Yacht Club burgee on her jacket and asks her the name of her boat.  She says, "Elixir."  The Professor who characteristically wasn't paying attention and can't hear says, "He does WHAT?"  That brought an end to that conversation, mostly because Capt. Donnie blew a snot bubble laughing so hard...
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"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it..."
 The Professor!!

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