No Kidding Thursday Surf & Culture Report



Lost Boys & Co...

So let's not kid ourselves, the surf sucked this morning!  It was windy.  It was cold.  And the sea looked like it was ready to heave everything up on the beach and leave it there until April.  The sand was manicured in that way that only a fierce blow could do (#1).  How do those ripples know where to be?  Nah, no one knows...  Then there's this Chamber of Commerce view of the bay (#2) that only happens when the wind blows all of the shit in the atmosphere out to Palmdale.  Sorry Palmdale and maybe Lancaster...

To top that the majestic Ficus tree in the Professor's back yard blew over and almost cut off all the power to the Tiki Bar.  If it weren't for the fast chainsaw work of Doc Scale (#3), Tarsan & the Professor (find the Professor in the greenery (#4)) and Sancho (#5), who knows what disaster might have befallen the wild kingdom?  It was MAYHEM.  Think about Doc with a chainsaw!  Think about all of that booze in the Tiki Bar getting warm!  Think about the skunk hat ran through the backyard, then through the garage!  Who does that?  Yeah, we'll rebuild, but THINK about all of that plasma that could have been spilled!  It's almost anticlimactic, but nothing happened.  They sawed all of the tree into fireplace sized logs and went to dinner...  like that...

Thank you to everyone who helped!  It was a mixture of camaraderie, adventure and playing with power tools.  An undeniable combination...
✠
"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it"
The Professor!!





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