Rain On The Roof Tuesday Surf & Culture Report

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Lost Boys & Co...

First things first!  We understand that Danger Boy's surgery was successful and he is recovering at Torrance Memorial Hospital.  He was barely conscious and was already making jokes about removable body parts.  That would be Danger Boy...  although they'd have to be genuine Harley-Davidson parts...

Why?  Because girls need automatic weapons just like the boys!  We were shocked to find out that the Hello Kitty™ mascot isn't a kitty at all!  Even though she has whiskers, pointy kitty ears and looks pretty damn kitty-like, she's an English girl who never ages, was born in November, has blood type A and is 5 apples tall.  She was born in 1974... WAIT!  Hello Kitty is 40!  Whoa...

It began as a few drops here and there and suddenly they were falling in groups of five or six.  In no time they were descending by the dozens and now they are virtually countless...  Yes, this is rain children!  Yep, just like in the movies...  Cloudy and visibility up to 2 miles.  Winds are off by 5.5kts and the sea surface is lightly rippled and the manes on the waves are brilliant white.  Oh yeah, and it's raining!  But it's 62.5˚ in the super-saturated atmosphere and 66.0˚ in the water.  High tide is at 5:47am +6.0' and low tide will be at 12:38pm +0.1'.  We have a west swell out of 262˚ at 2.3' and it's 2' to 3' and should continue to build throughout the day...

Go walk in the rain...  Yes, you can sing...  Yeah, yeah, you can dance too...
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"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it..."
 The Professor!!

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