Monogrammed Monday Surf & Culture Report

Lost Boys & Co...

We saw this fine example of beach laundry hanging from the Sea Sprite balconies.  Kinda makes you feel like this is some kind of resort.  How odd...

Partly cloudy (with emphasis on the "partly") skies and 15 miles visibility.  Winds started out of the NW this morning and laid down for the middle part of the morning.  We'll call it 2.3kts and the sea surface was smooth with a light roll.  The air temperature is warming from a 64.6° and the water is a pleasant 69.6° with a full compliment of green algae still blooming.  High tide is at 9:48am +3.9' and low tide will be at 2:20pm +2.5'.  The buoy is reading a 3.0' swell out of the SSW (194°) and we're calling it 2' to 3'.  Fun, but a little small.  We hit it with Gidget this morning and there were some nice mellow rollers.

Notes to the Editor:

Boomfwappa says:  See the retired lazy bug is starting to set in
(usually takes about 10-12 months) miss a lost boy report
here...there..then two days at a time...then 3,4, before you know
it....you start talking to yourself....brainwashing yourself that "this
lostboy shit takes up to much of my sleeping time, or just waking
time....all of a sudden you just stop...that's only the beginning...next
you stop changing your clothes...."I just got to wash them anyway" you
think to yourself...next is your underwear...then you stop riding your
bike (too much effort to get up on the seat) get it....it just all
starts to snowball all the way down to....."I'm not going surfing
anymore...takes to much time to wax my board....and then the
ultimate..."sorry Wendy...gettin it up just takes way too much time,
for such a quick time to get off"......Boomfwappa  says...fix it now
while you still can!  Don't miss anymore
Reports..............................he also says....get a part-time
job or Volunteer for a meaningful cause!! Thats what Boomfwappa
says!!!!!

(When do you stop shaving?  I saw myself in the window of a shop the other day and thought it was a homeless guy who'd found a razor.  I gave myself a buck and asked two more people for money and got a mocha at Starbuck's!  I'm only doing it part-time though... Ed.)

"When the surf breaks, we'll fix it..."
 The Professor!!


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